Do you reckon making a purse arse of yourself, like getting drunk and falling over and taking your shirt off and saying stupid stuff and generally being an idiot, makes you attractive to other people, because they’re maybe like ‘This person is so much fun, they don’t give a fuck about trying to be cool or anything, splayed all over the stairs there. They look completely stupid, but who cares?’

I reckon it probably does. Do you reckon? Do you? Do you? Ad nauseam.