FA Bully FIFA into letting the home nations wear poppies. Probably causing another 20 years of bad blood.

Tevez is involved in some kind of misunderstanding.

Newcastle bring their first LOLs of the season by renaming St James Park the Sports Direct Arena. Over-nostalgic skeletons across the country cry about it killing football, when really its just a name innit.

England vs Iceland u21s tonight. Not sure who is in either squad bar Sammy Ameobi, who by all accounts should be made captain and given a lead role.

Chesterfield in a 4-3 thriller last night, beating...someone.

Is the Spain game tomorrow? I forget.

What else?