Got my first today on the met in Manchester.

I saw a tram going direct to work (I usually have to change halfway) so I jumped on it thinking I'd just jump off if the scum got on. They got on at the next stop, I jumped off and they got BACK OFF and got me.

I tried to plead ignorance and confusion but the bastards charged me £50. I'm gonna try and get out of it at the office but I doubt I'll succeed.

I felt like a naughty boy again for the first time probably since school.