http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2056875/Liz-Jones-baby-craving-drove-steal-husbands-sperm-ultimate-deception.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

I particuarly like how she keeps dropping in warnings: BE CAREFUL MEN, IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH A 30-40 YEAR OLD WOMAN SHE WILL (WILL!) STEAL YOUR SPERM AND IMPREGNATE HERSELF.

Urm, no, just you, Liz Jones, you freakster.

So anyone ever have their sperm stolen/stolen any sperm?