I appreciate we're all suffering after Mohammed's untimely exit from the show last week, but we really must carry on.

The non-blonde harry ftw. The blonde harry for winding everyone up all the time. The scouse fella was lucky to survive yesterday; poor brummie ben was booted early imo.

The girls are terrible, especially beme(?); who'll probably get a slap before long. They one who did the final presentation was very good.

inb4 'oh but it's impossible to feel the same hatred to them because they're only 17 mwah mwah mwah'. Shut up.