United stroll at Aldershot, with Owen sending Fabz yet another reminder of his international quality. Fergie sends Ravel Morrison on in the second half, possibly to stop him from nicking everyone's phones from the dressing room.

Arsenal's plucky, young dreamers dispatch the seasoned pros of Bolton thanks to goals from the 30 year old captain of Russia and the 30 year old captain of South Korea. Vermaelen plays 80 minutes.

Palace and Cardiff also through to the Quarter finals, completing a good night for clubs beloved of everybody.

Andre Vish Bosh says Terry definitely isn't racist, because he's England captain. Stan Collymore says otherwise, but then Stan Collymore says a lot of things.

Barca want Theo Walcott. Help yourselves, amigos.

Tevez, who's taken to wearing T-Shirts with his own name emblazoned across them, might sue Mancini for defamation. Can definitely see this latest idea working Kia, keep up the good work.