ok so you're in the shower, getting ready to wipe your anus after you come out obviously. but first you have the little matter of your dish, puss, grill, mug, drum and bass to clean. do you:

A. wash it as normal i.e. if you're using a soap bar (or liquid soap) you just use that on your face too

OR

B. use a specific 'facial wash' liquid soap.

I've done A all my life and didn't understand those who do B. now recently converted to B and my skin looks faaaabulous darling.