Proof, if proof were needed, that some gender based assumptions are true, in a desperate bid to watch anything but Champions League football analysis last night my girlfriend made us watch 10 minutes of faux-reality celebutainment, which we both hated, that culminated in the creation and unleashing of this. It's like a perfect storm of everything that's gone wrong with society:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjf8ww8iWng

Seriously, what the fuck is this Kardashian thing? What, who, and why are they? Who's this shit for? Is this the best humanity can come up with now? I feel like Armando Iannucci, trying to taunt zoo animals armed with only a Billy Bigmouth bass.