In the local paper, my neighbour has made this list of achievements before she's 30.

How many have you done?

1. Read out the quiz at the Horse & Jockey
2. Play knock-a-door and run
3. Make a recipe book 'surprise'
4. Do a Leona Lewis music video remake
5. Be a DJ for a night
6. Take a train to anywhere
7. Go to bootcamp
8. Make a dress-up movie montage
9. Go in every shop in the Arndale Centre
10. Remake 'fainting goats' video
11. Get a tweet from a celeb
12. Write a letter to the Queen
13. Go to bingo
14. Try on wedding dresses
15. Take a fussy eater's food test
16. Create an X Factor Talk Talk video
17. Shopping trolley madness (being silly in a shopping trolley)
18. Band Hero busking
19. Have a pie fight
20. Spin test (spin Vikki around and majke her do things when dizzy)
21. Have a Brazilian wax
22. Paint Vikii's face and make her go out
23. Prank call Amy's dad
24. Put a bet on
25. Have a makeover-the-top (horrible make over
26. Create a Tyra Banks Top Model video
27. Jump in Sale Water Park
28. Find the boy equivalent of Spice Girls and kiss them
29. Watch the sun set in the Hilton's Cloud 23 bar
30. Get on the radio

I don't even know what some of these mean