What can you bring to the table? Is there a role you could fulfill other than 'provider of sarcastic wit'?

Baker? Mechanic? Farmer? Whore?

While writing won't be good for much, I'm a trained joiner and general woodworker, so I'd at least be able to fashion you a door or a charming bedside table.

So, what exactly is it that you'd *do* around here?