Go visit your mum. Call up your university friends. Lip service your girlfriend's mates. Learn how to juggle. There is fuck all happening this weekend in the world of the football, except Mertesacker embarrassing himself.

Everton 0 1 Liverpool
Villa 0 0 Wigan
Blackburn 0 2 Argentine Black Hole
United 4 1 Norwich
Sunderland 2 1 West Brom
Wolves 2 2 Newcastle
Bolton 0 3 Chelsea
Fulham 1 2 QPR
Swansea 0 0 Stoke
Spurs 5 5 Arsenal