Must I do everything myself? I am not gonna be here much myself anymore now I'm back at uni!

Anyway, this week I'm gonna kick proverbial, fantasy ass and these things will happen

Bills to give Pats a game (like the fins) but ultimately their season ends here
LeSean McCoy to inexplicably return a ball from the parking lot for a winning touchdown
Vikes to replace Lions as NFC North joke team officially
Houston/Saints to have about 1000 points in it
Baltimore to humiliate to St Louis (hopefully)
Pack, Cards and Steelers to score silly points
REDSKINS GLORIOUSLY HUMILATE COWBOYS, overturning history of America

some other stuff