Let's talk about stuff.

I just put my bed sheets in the washing machine and when I came back upstairs there was one of these on my bed

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRUc89-YAK9P2cqcSMH7WVFSfIcAabqcb-wBlgyYbh3k_J_ZjlBcUcSa5VRA

We don't have these anywhere in the house. How did it get there? I'm watching the X Files so I think someone must have squeezed in through the fireplace in my room and left it there then escaped. Only explanation.