Unbelievably, my fortress-like immune system defences have been breached for the SECOND time in 12 months.

I used to be likened to Bruce Willis in ‘Unbreakable’, mainly by myself, though nowadays, and following that ill fated holiday to Bulgaria, I’m more like Barbara Hershey having a bad day at the beach.

But my main issue isn’t the fact I have a headache, sniffle and aching loins, no, dear reader, these are but physical ailments. My main problem is the person responsible for passing on this flu-like illness has deemed it unnecessary to offer ANY apology.

Now, I can sense you are all RAGING yourselves at a beloved disser being dealt such an injustice, but wait, there is MORE!

The person responsible for felling me this time with disease was the very SAME PERSON who made me ill the last time!!!!!!! And gave NO APLOLOGY that time either!!! I know, I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT EITHER!!

I’m not talking grapes, a bottle of lucozade and HEAT magazine, all I wanted was a simple ‘Hey, sorry to pass on that flu-like illness to you’

That’s all, that’s all I wanted. Just a sorry.

SO, SHOULD SOMEONE APOLOGISE IF THEY MAKE YOU ILL? They should, shouldn’t they? They really should.

Anyway, I’m off to work in a bit to pass this thing on to everyone there...