Okay I'm a boy. But because of various disabilities, I get them ALOT. And they're fucking shit. It's like having a knife jammed up your japseye, rolled about a bit and then pissed out like a massive kidney stone. And also my wee goes BRIGHT ORANGE. URGHHH

THIS ONE IS FOR THE WOMEN.

Share your stories women of your utis. What's it like for a woman to have one? Do you get as grumpy and tired and pale as I do when I have one? I once had one which spread to my testicles. That was the most painful thing ever. Does your vagina hurt? Is your urine a weird colour? Come on share! Were all in this together!