I honestly struggle to see someone as a valid human being if they...

** Like Van Morrison

** Prefer Tom Waits' earlier stuff to his later stuff

** Wear those "deck shoes" with the little holes in them & the leather strap threaded through

** Work in the film industry

** Drive a big 4x4

** Watch Masterchef

** Use "air quotes" with their fingers

** Have a tattoo of some sort of inspirational message

** Seriously give a shit about any sporting team

** Pretend to be above caring about pop stars or celebrities ("Sorry, Britney who?" *arches one eyebrow smugly*)

** Are engaged in student politics