Alright?

I just went for a run, in my Alty shirt. As I neared home this old guy sort of grabbed for my arm as I ran past. I stopped and he said 'yirnae a Sunderland fan are yi?' (He was scottish). I said 'No mate, I'm an alty fan', to which he replied 'FUCK ME! YI HAIRY BASTARD, YIR BIG ENOUGH TO BE AN ALTY PLAYER!'. Then he hobbled back up his drive. DRAMATIC RUNNING TIMES.

What're you up to tonight?