Cos having that Friday one is doing my nut in

McClaren to Forest. First move is to hire Russel Crowe's accent coach

McLeish resigns. Bit strange, but he's a cunt so fuck him

Loads of nonsense rumours that won't happen, as well as the usual - Neymar to Chelsea (just put out son, I'm bored now) and Hamsik to City (good player but City seem quite well endowed in that department to my eyes)

And Finally

Got a text from bamos this morning at 5:05 am

I am drinking jagerbombs with Michael Carrick. That is all