I'll post the answers just before i finish work at 13:30 hrs.

It's really lame.

LANCASHIRE PHRASES

Can you tell what the following phrases mean?
1. Oozer theesclugs?
2. Wossupwithi?
3. Berritdunt wark.
4. Frozzent deeuth.
5. Snotworritwer.
6. Howdonabit owdlad.
7. Diddy gerritwom?
8. Ayowta browtim.
9. Ifitsthine sesso.
10. Cloditint bin
11. Izyomaggie cumin?
12. Snoawfreet!
13. Azierd izsel?
14. Cozitint thine.
15. Aziadiz hurcut?
16. Dustmeent dustmon?
17. Duzit stopeer?
18. Iyaz izleeter.
19. Ersbrokkenerwerd.
20. Eaziz ownroad.
21. Eemunt cumineer.
22. Erazir fawts.
23. Lerrer gowilta
24. Snorawlusreet.