yeah sorry but whatever don't care really.

So I've got a lot of time on my hands right now and have decided to learn MUSIC. This will require a beginner-type keyboard, a book on music theory (starting from scratch cos i know fuck all) and i dunno a book with some songs to learn in it maybe, although i dunno if that's the best way to learn or what.

Please could you lovely people guide me towards the best stuff in these categories, and where to buy them?

Thank you very much.