What if he's fashioned a spear out of wood, a shield out of cardboard, was using a cart as a battering ram to break into a room full of other children, and then, when the police come, challenge them with a "Come get me, fuckers!"?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110407/ap_on_re_us/us_child_pepper_sprayed;_ylt=AqZg1bgvP8Ej8Q93lO7pXlADW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTJzZmJiNjJhBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTEwNDA3L3VzX2NoaWxkX3BlcHBlcl9zcHJheWVkBHBvcwM4BHNlYwN5bl9hcnRpY2xlX3N1bW1hcnlfbGlzdARzbGsDY29sb3JhZG9wb2xp

Also he was fat.