UEFA Cup last night. Big home wins for Porto, Benefica and Villarreal, all virtually guranteed to go through

Rooney claims he's been victimised after his ban is upheld. Perhaps going a bit far, although I can see what he's getting at. (Two wrongs and all that though)

Joey Barton whines about not being in the England squad, Manchini leaps to Garath Barry's defence, also saying that Adebayor can stay at Madrid if he wants to.

A Sunderland fans sues after he was hit by an errant shot at training. Bizzare that.

The Guardian claims that Bale's on his way at Tottenham at the end of the season.

This weekend: Couldn't care less really. We've got Wealdstone at home and we'll lose as usual. Both sides are in shocking form at the moment so it'll be a terrible game too.