Is it just me, or is there a bit of a dearth of good stuff on TV at the moment? The only thing I'm watching regularly is University Challenge, and that finishes tonight. Masterchef is a bit lame. The best comedy at the moment is probably Twenty Twelve, and that's not brilliant. There are no good dramas. No trash has been as good as tool academy.

Don't start telling me to watch box sets or download something, I'm talking about real TV that is on at the moment.

Also, that advert with Ricky Tomlinson and midgets dressed as gnomes. Who the fuck came up with that?