I know it's in no way a proper newspaper, but still, sad times in the world of print media. Where else will you find front page headlines like "World War II Bomber Found on the Moon"? Even the Star wouldn't print that.

And I'll always have fond memories of the kid at school who used to cut the topless pics out of his dad's copy and share them out at the top end of the rugby pitch. Now where will 13-year-olds see boobs? The Sun? The internet? What is this world coming to...