Every morning they email me a different menu. Its all amazing, heart-attack inducing stuff. I'm spending my whole salary there.

For example:

WRAPS

The Aussie Wrap: 100% beef burger with back bacon, cheddar cheese, chunky oven chips, shredded iceberg lettuce, chopped pickled gherkin, thick mayonnaise & barbeque sauce. £5.00

The Chicago Wrap: Calzone Style – Char-grilled chicken fajitas with chilli ground beef, roast pork, diced ham, Cajuns sausage & pepperoni in a pizza tomato sauce with four cheeses, leaves & jalapenos. £5.00

The Seaside Wrap: Beer battered haddock fillet with seasoned chunky oven chips, mushy green peas, shredded iceberg lettuce, dill pickle, squeeze of lemon & homemade tartare sauce. £5.00
The Ukrainian Wrap: Garlic & parsley breaded chicken kiev with paprika diced potatoes, creamy crunchy coleslaw, grated cheddar cheese, iceberg lettuce, vine tomato & BBQ sauce. £5.00

The Bollywood Wrap: Hot & spicy chicken tikka masala with lemon & oregano served with shredded Indian salad, fresh coriander & sweet honeyed mango chutney. £5.00

The Italian Porchetta Wrap: Roast loin of pork filled with Italian stuffing served with paprika diced potatoes, crispy crackling, triple green salad, pickled jalapenos, Napoli sauce & grated parmesan cheese.
£5.00

The New York Deli Wrap: Peppered pastrami with sliced cheddar cheese, creamy crunchy coleslaw, chopped pickles, vine tomato, iceberg lettuce & homemade Russian dressing. £5.00

The Healthy Choice Wrap: Scottish smoked salmon with fresh Norwegian prawns dressed with Thai sweet chilli, served with triple green salad, cucumber, spring onion, mustard cress & low fat cream cheese. £5.00

(V) The Mediterranean Wrap: Buffalo mozzarella with char-grilled Med vegetables, marinated artichoke, sun-blushed tomato & olive salad with triple green leaves, lemon & basil pesto aioli. £5.00

The BLT Caesar Wrap: Char grilled lemon-oregano chicken breast with back-bacon, romaine lettuce, vine tomatoes, garlic & herb croutons, shaved parmesan & special homemade Caesar dressing.