FOOTBALL.

There is football on. We have Aston Villa at home. Games like this I'd usually go for a win but Villa have a lot of quality out wide and our fullbacks are burned, so I think a draw will happen. Sturridge to score and then do nothing of note all game.

Mourinho escapes knife attack that he knew nothing about.

Arsenal will probably beat Sunderland. I say probably, I mean hopefully.

Kolo Toure uses slim fast.

Plymouth in administraton :(

Predictions, gossip and general brainfarts below please...