Of course the main story of the day is Kolo Toure failing a random drugs test. At least he turned up to his I guess.

Eric Cantona says he kung-fu kicked that bloke 'to please the fans'. Nutter.

Lennon's ban reduced to four games, Ferguson charged for trolling referees.

Michael Carrick signs a new contract. United fans shrug the world over.

Ashley Cole hasn't acted a c*nt for a few days. I fully expect him to punch a cerebral palsy-ridden fan by Monday tea-time.

Lawro predicts Bolton to beat Villa 2-0 tomorrow. Lol. We'll lose :(

AOB? I ain't done one of these in a while.