Any Dissers ever considered joining da police? maybe you are da police? Or you know da police?

I think I would make a good policeman and am interested in joining. The following things may hold me back though

1) Having to have short hair. I look terrible with buzz cut style hair, need a bit of length and I’m a better person with a beard

2) Working with bozzos. From watching ‘Police, camera, action!’ I’ve noticed that a lot of police are pretty dull/ alpha male bores. While I invariably hate the people I work with as they are ‘colleagues’ and therefore hated by default, time spent in the company of many police could be a pretty arduous task.

3) Pedantry. ‘Is that a jazz cigarette? Do you realise you were going 32mph in a 30 zone’ etc etc. This would probably make me hate myself.

4) Being hated by chavs and students. Don’t mind that actually.

5) THERE ARE NO JOBS

So tl;dr etc. I’m probably going to sleep now. I expect 100 considered replies when I wake up.