Saturday night a club in Newcastle had the pegs mixed up so apparently my girlfriends coat had been given away to someone else before we went to collect it.

How hard can it be to put a coat on a hanger and to hand out a raffle ticket with the same number on it as the hanger?! Stupid fucker.

Obviously the clubs licence to steal sign means that she's screwed, has lost a new jacket and we both had to freeze on the way home (her in my thin jacket, me in shirt sleeves).