Morning all.

Michael Dawson makes a captain's decision and decides Spurs can do without the hassle of the FA cup this year by setting up Fulham's first two goals and getting a red. Wonderful stuff. Dembele looks like a cracking player. Damian Duff's shorts are about 10 sizes too big.

The football romantics spaff everywhere as Crawley get drawn away to Uited in the 5th round - good luck to them. Arsenal get a bit luky against Huddersfield. Man City, Chelsea draw. Stevenage lose. Loads of other FA cup results.

Spurs bid for every striker currenlty playing in La Liga. Liverpool want £50m for torres. Newcastle want a similar amount for Carroll. Keane signs for West Ham on loan. City tell SWP to shut up. Ashley Young. Charlie Adam etc.

What else?

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