1) My wife came into the front room wearing a new maxi dress and asked what i thought ....before engaging brain I said straight off the cuff that it looked like a maternity dress and made her look pregnant.....she looked crestfallen said ok, ill take it back.....I now feel like a complete C**T.

2) I came into work and found that my name was in Google Images search engine .....the guy from the nightshift was the last one to use this computer ..... I now feel a bit weirded out.

so in summary I feel like a WEIRDY CUNT.......anyone else?