Chelsea flay Bolton without having played particularly well, absolute rocket from Drogba to open the scoring. Bolton starting to look really tired, it would be a real shame if their season went to shit because they can't afford to strengthen the squad.

Babel wasn't leaving Liverpool, but now he is. Liverpool are also busy pissing off Blackpool and Ajax by offering ridiculously low amounts for their best players.

Adebayor is reportedly on £175k per week at City. Christ.

Asian football's president wants Blatter out. Expect him to go missing within a week.

New recording of Andy Gray being a LAD surfaces. Lefty Guardian liberalistas have a little cry.

Arsenal looking to overturn a 1-0 defeat against Ipswich to reach Wemberley tonight, according to Mark Bright winning the Carling Cup will lead us to a domestic treble this season. Which would be nice.