Morning all.

Spurs play poorly again and draw against Newcastle. Can someone give us a lend of a decent no.9 please, we don't seem to have any at the club. Defoe goes his longest PL stretch without a goal, Pav's on his way out by all accounts, and Crouch doesn't score unless it's CL. Bale's got a bad back and VDV is falling over a lot at the moment. Lennon seems to be coming back int form though, which is nice, and we have Luka Modric, who "would walk into the Barca midfield" (Merson, P. 2011).

City's title aspirations suffer a blow as they're beaten by Villa, with Darren Bent's one touch proving decisive.

United and Arsenal score loads, with Berbatov becoming only the 3rd player in PL history to get 3 hat-tricks in a season. RVP also grabs 3.

Blackburn up to 7th, West Ham draw with everton after Piquonne decides he could do with an ealry bath - fool.

Sunderland win.

Spurs rejects beat coventry and are 5 clear at the top of the championship.

Hearts beat Rangers in a result the entire civilised world revels in. Hearts are bloody great.

Keys and Gray are sexist off air. Hopefully they'll both be sacked.

Suarez to sign for liverpool or not.

Forlan and Fabiano to sign for spurs or not.

Lukaku loves chelsea.