Darren Bent completes slightly baffling move to Villa. Back in Sunderland, Clare Balding says Bent has let the fans down.

Pineaar to Spurs. Bugger.

Reports of dodgy agent payments by United when they bought Ronaldo. Who would have thought a transfer where they paid about £6m more than anyone else was bidding wasn't entirely above board?

United may get rid of gangsta wonderkid Ravel Morrison.

Jermaine Pennant has left his Porsche in a car park at Zaragoza airport for the last few months.

City, Wolves and Stoke all through their cup replays, Arsenal go to Leeds tonight.

Balotelli continues to entertain, calling Rooney and Barca shit before announcing he'll be off to Milan in a couple of years.