Arsenal lose because they're having to play too many matches in January.

Liverpool lose because Kenny probably isn't really that much better than Roy.

Celtic draw because they like to infuriate me.

At least Barca won me 40p last night with a 5-0 whopping of Real Betis in the Copa del Rey.

Adebayor to Real Madrid?

Leyton suspended by the Ryman League for not paying some money. Not the first time something like this has happened there.

Right. Bring the rest of it on.