1 Fur Pull - subject cat asleep - rub index finger and thumb together and move hand over the cat at a height that ensures the pulling out of the occasional sticky-up follicle of fur. effects (in order): ear twitching, angry noise, puzzled and hurt sleepy-face, revenge strike.

2 Nose Block - subject cat asleep - place thumb over the nostrils of cat. effects (in order): twitching, yawn, alarmed snuffling, revenge strike (usually by means of grabbing the hand with the front paws and kicking exposed wrist with the rear legs)

3 Tip Cat - subject cat awake and standing - grab abdomen from above (thumb one side, fingers the other), apply pressure with fingers and when the cat attempts to compensate for over balancing apply force with the thumb. effects: cat falls over onto side
Advanced Tip Cat. each time the cat endeavours to stand follow steps outlined in Fun Ways To Chauve Your Cat #3 (Tip Cat). effects (dependant on cat type): Fat Old Cat Type - cat stays on side looking angrily at you until you walk away. Younger Cat Type - brutal, mother of all revenge strikes.

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