Some women seem to think that you can glean vital information about the character of a man, possibly even the content of his heart from the footwear with which he is shod.

So, save us all some time and let us know what the 'right' shoes are. Maybe you might like to tell us what we shouldn't be wearing too, then we can disagree, someone will invoke Godwin's Law and it'll be a wild ride.

kthxbai.