Heres the last couple of status updates:
?99p ROBERT WISEMANS MILK YES ONLY 99P
for 1 bottle

If your ever in Sunny [name omitted (ed.)] ...Do pop in for your messages

best shop in town

get all ur news papers here

good things at extremly cheap prices 4 u (perhaps my favourite, except the following two which were posted seperately)

milk £1
irn bru £1

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The idea that a some guy in the newsagent has thought "right now's the time to go viral" really tickles me