In Piccadilly Gardens there is always a pretty large quota of those annoying charity people that attempt to catch your eye and then get you to sign up for a charity, you all will have seen them wherever you live.

Anyway, today I was nipping back from Aldi with my lunch, and a girl managed to step right in front of me. I pulled out my headphones, and did my 'I'M WELL SORRY BUT I'M IN A RUSH' face. She was a really hot girl (girl meaning about my age) and she was just covered in cute vibes.

Aaaaaanyway, she was chatting to me for ages, about music and stuff, obviously trying to seduce me into giving her my bank details, (which is really just a metaphor for a romance anyway).

After a while, where I claimed to be the poorest man in the world, with no prospects of ever having money, I noticed that the umbrella that she was holding over us was getting lower and lower. Soon there was only me and her looking at each other in the eyes, a battle of wills, and an undercurrent of sexual chemistry. Then, she touched me on the arm. I'm pretty sure that she isn't allowed to do that. She said 'I hope that I see you again, when I'm not working', then walked off.

Intense.