Been doing these prank calls recently where I pretend to be a guy off my course, ringing people and having relatively normal but very boring and sometimes peculiar conversations with my coursemates. Nobody knows this lad very well cos he spends all his time with non-course people.

The only people who are in on it are the lads I do it for who I live with.

The people who we've called often talk about it around us and we've heard them saying like "I received the strangest phonecall the other morning, just asking me how my weekend was." and it's massive massive bants.

It's amazing how long we've been able to do it for (started around March). But we just rang a girl about half an hour ago who answered, but I had to put the phone down because I laughed at myself. When I tried to call back she didn't answer. She's now just written on his facebook profile "hey what's up? I have awful reception x"

I think some terds are about to hit fans. I can't stop giggling.