Just something to pass the time:

Using only song lyrics from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions.

Pick Your Artist: John Cooper Clarke

Are you male or female:
JACKS BEWARE, ACTION MAN

Describe yourself:
LIKE A RECENTLY DISINFECTED SHIT- HOUSE

Describe where you currently live:
THE FUCKING PUBS ARE FUCKING DULL, THE FUCKING CLUBS ARE FUCKING FULL

How do you feel about yourself:
I DON'T WANT TO BE NICE, I THINK IT'S CLEVER TO SWEAR

Your best friend is:
BUT FUCK ME...A MONSTER...FROM OUTER SPACE

Your favorite color is:
THE BRONZE ADONIS

Your favorite form of transportation:
YOU EITHER LIKE TRAINS OR YOU DON'T

What's the weather like:
WHERE THE MISSING PERSONS FREEZE or HOT BENEATH THE COLLAR

Favorite time of day:
LIGHTS OUT, SACK TIME

If your life was a tv show, what would it be called:
YOU JUST MAKE ME WANNA PISS

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
BURNLEY

What is the best advice you have to give:
SATISFACTION, COMES AND GOES

If you could change your name, what would it be:
KIRK DOUGLAS

Your favorite food is:
GABERDINE ANGUS

Thought for the Day:
LENNY SIBERIA WAS THE BASTARD OFFSPRING OF CAPTAIN AFRICA

How I would like to die:
WEARING A CROWN OF THORNS

My soul's present condition:
SLEEPWALK IN THE DAYTIME

My motto:
YOU NEVER SEE A NIPPLE IN THE DAILY EXPRESS