What paper does everybody on here read?

Much to the mocking of my colleagues, I read The Guardian (although I sometimes pick up a tabloid for footy transfer stuff - I'm a sporting gossip whore), and I was quite pleased today to find out they're making it smaller and fully-coloured from next week

This sounds horrificly boring, but basically what papers to people read and why? I've just finished my first year of a journalism degree, so should probably pay an interest in this kind of thing