Following on from the poo in the sink incident, which some of you may be aware, I can now reveal that someone has poo'd on the floor at work. They did a poo about a week ago, on the cubicle floor, then pissed all over it, and stepped in it, walking brown footprints into the carpet outside the toilets. Then the next day the cleaners lost their rag because someone spaffed on the wall. All over it. The whole office is abuzz with rumours as to who Jack the Shitter actually is. Its not me, its really not.