Had to go into hospital this morning cos I was having horrible pains last night for ages. They thought I was in early labour. Blooming doctor was called away to an emergency and I was kept waiting for 4 hours, sitting there wondering if I was gonna have the baby! I was in a room with a tv and a bed and got fed too so it wasn't all bad. Anyway, it was a false alarm so mini Marco isn't making an early appearance!

Fecking NHS!