Inspired by 'for those of you into cock'.

I am actually genuinely curious to know what people would do here - given a one-off, irreversible choice, would you go for the showier option, which could potentially lead to LESS sex due to the intimidation factor, but would mean hailing down a shower of ownage on any changing shed, or stick to the industry standard six inch member?

I think I'd stick with my derivative penis.