I work at a construction site for the summer as a labourer. It sucks but hey it's money. Anyway a week before Oasis performed at Southampton this month (it was this month wasn't it?) one of the groundworkers told me that he was going to the gig along with eight other groundworkers from the job These guys are alright, not bad fella's but they are townies, rough talking, not very well educated you know what I mean. So I ask this guy what other bands he likes...

"I like Oasis...erm er hmm errr ermmm hmmm Kasabian and erm errrrrr (the errr's go on for another minute and I start to feel a bit awkward for asking him)...and The Magic Fingers!

And that was it, he thought up three bands and then pretty much ran away from me. I guess it explains why Oasis are still selling albums. Groundworkers still like them.