Right, you football loving buffoons who have far too much time on your hands. DiS Division One is up and running at www.permierleague.com. It should be fairly easy to work out what to do... Reckon you can beat the mighty Bamos Stanley (owner and operator: Vice Head)? Well, you're clearly deluded. I am the winner. Now, waste some more of that work time and enter your team! Hurrah! The code to enter the league, which you do once you've gone on to the site and chosen your team, is 45842-9623.

Let the banter commence!