I'm not normally one for knocking other nationalities... the English hardly have a history to be 100% proud of...but...this made me piss myself when my boss emailed it to me this morning.



France Increases State of Alert

President Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are
"Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's whiteflag factory - effectively crippling the French military.