While i've been at home here in Sunderland some nice people have burgled my house in Manchester two weeks after I moved into it.

They only took the stereos and nothing else, which I suppose isn't that bad. Very, very pissed off though. My 300 cds were totally untouched though. What does this say about my record collection?

Anyway, if you have ever been burgled please post stories below. For example

The thieves came back the next day with the stuff they'd stolen, apologised profusely and gave us a bottle of Cinzano.

That'd make me feel more positive about the whole thing. Just make it up even!