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Fave Eddie Izzard moment.
Can't really call them jokes or stories. Don't really know how to describe what I mean. But anyway, mine are...
"Castle Dracula? Don't wanna go up there sir, you get filmed if you up there!"
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"But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”
“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.”"
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"I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then!""
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Cake or death?
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"Heimlich maneuver"
ARRGGHH, there are just way too many.
The man is a genius. Simple as that.
What's everyone's fave show? My top 3 is: 1. Glorious 2. Definite Article 3. Unrepeatable
"Castle Dracula? Don't wanna go up there sir, you get filmed if you up there!"
* * *
"But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”
“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.”"
* * *
"I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then!""
* * *
Cake or death?
* * *
"Heimlich maneuver"
ARRGGHH, there are just way too many.
The man is a genius. Simple as that.
What's everyone's fave show? My top 3 is: 1. Glorious 2. Definite Article 3. Unrepeatable